Benji: You wanna pick me up a coca-cola? I haven't had a soda in a while.
Father: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING SODA YESTERDAY BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY!
Intense? Yes. Humorous? Oh yeah baby.
In the end, not leaving my house is gonna suck a lot of dick, but it would be way worse without weed. Maybe I'll even get something productive done or something too.